Skip to main content
shvool is a synonym for gay and is pronounced like the german word schwul

It is often used by unix geeks as /var/shvool to express they think something is very lame
Geek A: Oh damn, Justin Timberlake on TV
Geek B: /var/shvool!
shvool by Wheezley June 20, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
i go to school, but have never been to shcool
shcool by Caesar May 13, 2005
Related Words
Typo made by N.C. suburban sign company while attempting to paint "school" across the road for traffic to know they are in a school zone... Turned into a compound word for *Shits Cool* by renowned American photographer Isaac J. Miller.
We are ditching the word RAD and using the word SHCOOL!
SHCOOL by ijmp August 12, 2010
A Shmooli is basically a fact machine. They are great spies and chess players. If you think Shmooli is watching you, they probably are and blackout shades are recommended. Shmoolis usually come in shorter lil Huddy form with no muscles and no fat. Shmoolis are typically paranoid but make up for it with their incredible sense of humor. When you're talking to a Shmooli, it's hard not to laugh. Shmoolis are subtle and you might not even realize you are dating one. Shmoolis get along great with grandparents and are very intelligent. unfortunately, the education system of their school is not good enough for them and they struggle with sheer brilliance
"yo that kid is watching me and telling people we're dating"
"maybe get new shades cuz he's definitely a shmooli"
Shmooli by u_smell_like_kaka May 27, 2020

shpoolin 

When your chillin’, but always aware.
Being chill and content.
Mike and I were out shpoolin, but we know exactly what Kevin is up to.
shpoolin by Catnip God October 5, 2018

Shoolwebledoop

A robot that an elementary school student made in 2022. It corrects your homework problems as youre doing your homework.
Guy 1: *is doing homework*

Shoolwebledoop: Problem 6 question 3 is wrong.

Guy: oHhhhhhHhh okkkk thought that one was wrong
Shoolwebledoop by rx2ie February 7, 2023
The frothy aftermath left on your ball sack after an extended sex session.
Excuse me while I go clean the shmool off my balls.
Shmool by TheDonger October 25, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next