shurrp 

Shut up

person 1: omg and then i went to blah blah blah blah blah...
person 2: just shurrp

shurrp by justshurrp September 30, 2011

shurps 

Singular: Shurp
Past Tense: Shurpped
Verb: Shurpping
When one consumes food or beverage, or suffers from illness, that causes deep level intestinal gases to be expelled through the mouth releasing a strong odor that causes the people around you to wonder who farted.

Kevin binged last night on coca-cola, jalapeno cheese fries, greasy pizza, and a glass of milk. This gave him a bad case of the shurps at work the next day. Sally, a woman Kevin had a crush on, walked by his cubicle and gagged on the shurp smell. "Kevin!", she said, "Please use the bathroom next time you fart. We have to share this office with everyone." Kevin was so embarrassed he didn't bother to explain that he did not fart, he shurpped.

shurps by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017

Shurp

A word that can be used to replace any word and mean almost anything on the planet.

Domo: "Can you stop cheating"
Shard: "Uhh shurp"
Dom: "Did you shurp that girl yet nigga?"
Shard:"Shurp. Nigga can you stop asking me hella shurps."

Shurp by Shurpstar September 5, 2012

shurping

when one attempts to burp, but shit comes out instead.

The dinner party was spectacular until Grandpa started shurping all over the fine linen.

shurping by 1179 January 24, 2006

Shurpa 

1. a man who carries his wife's purse, lipstick, keys, sunglasses, furniture, luggage, pianos, etc.

She really didn't want to carry a purse around all day, so she made her "shurpa" wear cargo pants, then she filled his pockets with her stuff.

Shurpa by Fotofly November 29, 2010

shurrup

to say 'shutup' in a non-offensive or amicable manner.

"I knew you wouldn't get it right.." reply:"shurrup, ya sap!"

shurrup by karolussher May 26, 2004

shurp

a burp that smells like shit

"What the hell did you eat? That was the grossest shurp I have ever smelled! Did you have beets and cottage cheese?"

shurp by connorsji January 16, 2009