Shurp

A word that can be used to replace any word and mean almost anything on the planet.

Domo: "Can you stop cheating"
Shard: "Uhh shurp"
Dom: "Did you shurp that girl yet nigga?"
Shard:"Shurp. Nigga can you stop asking me hella shurps."

Shurp by Shurpstar September 5, 2012

shurp

a burp that smells like shit

"What the hell did you eat? That was the grossest shurp I have ever smelled! Did you have beets and cottage cheese?"

shurp by connorsji January 16, 2009

Shurp

When you burp, but shit accidentally comes out.

Dude, during band today Stephen totally shurped into his bass clarinet. It was freaking nasty.

Shurp by G.L.O.C. July 18, 2009

Shurp

A shit burp

After a dog has eaten feces, it comes in the house and burps on you - resulting in a shurp - a god-awful bodily function that smells worse than a normal dog fart or burp.

Shurp by Chop Piggy February 24, 2010

shurp

A large unexpected burp which causes you to shit at the same time.

That shurp just burned through my pants!

shurp by 2quickmick February 19, 2009

shurp

the brief moment in time when one expels a large belch at the same time as completing and big relieving shit.

often gives the shurper a great feeling of relief and accomplishment

That shurp was amazing; felt better than sex.

shurp by ecali March 8, 2010

Shurp

To draw an excessive amount of air into the mouth, while having the right hand over the mouth at the same time

Ross did a shurp after I told him he has no friends!

Shurp by Kinkzor July 30, 2008