shurp

a burp that smells like shit

"What the hell did you eat? That was the grossest shurp I have ever smelled! Did you have beets and cottage cheese?"

by connorsji January 16, 2009

shurp

A large unexpected burp which causes you to shit at the same time.

That shurp just burned through my pants!

by 2quickmick February 19, 2009

shurp

the brief moment in time when one expels a large belch at the same time as completing and big relieving shit.

often gives the shurper a great feeling of relief and accomplishment

That shurp was amazing; felt better than sex.

by ecali March 08, 2010

shurps

Singular: Shurp
Past Tense: Shurpped
Verb: Shurpping
When one consumes food or beverage, or suffers from illness, that causes deep level intestinal gases to be expelled through the mouth releasing a strong odor that causes the people around you to wonder who farted.

Kevin binged last night on coca-cola, jalapeno cheese fries, greasy pizza, and a glass of milk. This gave him a bad case of the shurps at work the next day. Sally, a woman Kevin had a crush on, walked by his cubicle and gagged on the shurp smell. "Kevin!", she said, "Please use the bathroom next time you fart. We have to share this office with everyone." Kevin was so embarrassed he didn't bother to explain that he did not fart, he shurpped.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 08, 2017

Shurp

A word that can be used to replace any word and mean almost anything on the planet.

Domo: "Can you stop cheating"
Shard: "Uhh shurp"
Dom: "Did you shurp that girl yet nigga?"
Shard:"Shurp. Nigga can you stop asking me hella shurps."

by Shurpstar September 06, 2012

shurping

when one attempts to burp, but shit comes out instead.

The dinner party was spectacular until Grandpa started shurping all over the fine linen.

by 1179 January 24, 2006

Shurp

When you burp, but shit accidentally comes out.

Dude, during band today Stephen totally shurped into his bass clarinet. It was freaking nasty.

by G.L.O.C. July 18, 2009