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schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.
I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.
A Scots word used to mean that you are world weary, down-trodden, and thoroughly bereft of any lust for life when these words and expressions are simply too inadequate to signify the magnitude of your slide into "shitdom".
"Having to pay 550 euros to the locksmith on an emergency call out really scunnered him."
scunnered by ponteefex March 23, 2009

shickered 

Derives from 'shicker',an alcoholic beverage, means to be pissed/drunk/legless
Fred: What did you do last night?

George: Got shickered
shickered by Sonny-T December 8, 2006

scundered 

In Belfast and environs this means 'embarassed' but in mid-ulster it means 'annoyed' or 'frustrated'
I was so scundered at work today
scundered by mc77 October 3, 2007

shwokered 

To be simultaneously shook, woke, and triggered.
I was shwokered when Trump got elected president.
shwokered by cornfed_pnut March 16, 2018

Cover-suckered

When you buy a book (or really anything) based solely on a cool cover but the book itself sucks.
"Hey, Ken, how'd you like that BREAKING DAWN Twilight book?"

"Well, Bob, it sort of sucked hard. No girl named Dawn and no BDSM at all. I got totally fucking cover-suckered."
Cover-suckered by stealthmouse September 8, 2019