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Boner Shrinker 

A woman that is ugly, bitchy, harpy, shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her sexually undesirable to a man. Said of a woman that temporarily kills sexual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her.
Joe: "Kate is a Boner Shrinker."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty."
Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant."
Boner Shrinker by skidale November 2, 2008

dink shrinker 

A pair of pajamas so unattractive (for example: baggy flannel pajamas) that they make the male penis shrivel back inside, preventing an erection from occurring.
Yo girl, I was just ready to get my freak on until you changed into those ugly ass dink shrinkers.
dink shrinker by BigAsh&LJ November 8, 2013

Boner shrinker 

When referring to a man's erection as a boner, a boner shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. Most likely an unattractive woman. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog by Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler:
FEY AS PALIN: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.'"

POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.'"
Boner shrinker by ChiGal November 2, 2008

head shrinker

"I've been going to a head shrinker to deal with my anxiety problems and to make the voices in my head shut up."
head shrinker by xido November 7, 2004

Boner Shrinker 

Someone so unattractive that it totally turns you off, AKA makes you lose your boner.
On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a boner shrinker.

I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.
Boner Shrinker by Kr1574 February 21, 2009

boner shrinker 

She's so ugly, she's a boner shrinker!
boner shrinker by Cori Stahl October 30, 2008