17 definitions by Kr1574
The main phone used in a McDonald's restaurant. It is usually half-dead, coated in grease, and lost. Therefore, every McDonald's employee must have their own cell phone.
McDonald's Manager: Damnit! Where's the phone?! I can hear it ringing! WHO USED IT LAST?!
Mcployee: You mean the McPhone? I think it's in the fried chicken rack.
And it is.
Mcployee: You mean the McPhone? I think it's in the fried chicken rack.
And it is.
by Kr1574 July 21, 2008
The bootylicious chocolate girl's boyfriend pounded her over and over again doggiestyle with his juicy, hefty mcsausage. After he squirted his mcjizz all over her, he left, as he had to be at McDonald's for work at 6 AM.
by Kr1574 June 28, 2011
A person who basically eats all meat. They don't believe in eating vegetables. People are taking this word way too seriously, it obviously doesn't really exist (of course, there could be some crazy bitches out there who do eat all meat for some reason, lol)
The reason for this is that people need many nutrients from a variety of sources, including fish, milk, meat, vegetables, oils, and fruits. If someone were to eat only meat they would be not only malnutritioned, but probably overweight and out of shape from the excessive saturated fat within the meat.
After all, red meat is known to just be empty calories with protein.
This word appeared in a Wendy's commercial.
The reason for this is that people need many nutrients from a variety of sources, including fish, milk, meat, vegetables, oils, and fruits. If someone were to eat only meat they would be not only malnutritioned, but probably overweight and out of shape from the excessive saturated fat within the meat.
After all, red meat is known to just be empty calories with protein.
This word appeared in a Wendy's commercial.
by Kr1574 August 25, 2008
I was horribly trifled at the Lil Wayne concert by the masses of Catholic School prep kids blasting terrible rap music and the extremely limited presence of brothas.
I had to take a few shots of 70-proof before I could tolerate it.
I had to take a few shots of 70-proof before I could tolerate it.
by Kr1574 August 4, 2009
A delicious, rare, quivering cup of coffee with Italian cream inside. Its flavor is bold yet sweet, and a little sour. Contains nearly as much caffeine as espresso. It is very expensive and can be found exclusively in New Jersey.
& it tastes great with baked ziti!
& it tastes great with baked ziti!
by Kr1574 July 25, 2009
Guy: I got some road takeout with my girlfriend last night...
Other Guy: Really? What'd ya get?
Guy: Anchovies and tacos.
Other Guy: Really? What'd ya get?
Guy: Anchovies and tacos.
by Kr1574 July 2, 2009
When someone is so tired that they continually nod off during conversation, OR they are just really tired in general.
by Kr1574 July 23, 2009