shreksting

when u send shrek pics via online platforms ykyk like dicksword (discord btw)

sanuda: hey bbg wanna do some shreksting tonight ;))
girly wirly: yes ofc ofc ofcccccc

by masked monk fr November 2, 2020

shrekoning

When the mighty Ogrelord Shrek returns to judge all who do not preserve their layers.

Humans have layers. Shrek's shrock pleasures your layers. If you do not have many layers, you will not be spared. Eat onions to add on to and preserve your layers, for the Shrekoning is among us.

by Shrek is love6969696969696969 March 5, 2014

shreking off

Jacking off to the mere notion of the mighty ogre lord, Shrek, appearing before you.

Dude after watching Shrek 2 I can't stop stop shreking off.

by A brogre December 26, 2013

Shrekoning

A calculation related to and/or benifiting the Ogrelord, Shrek.

"According to my shrekoning, the onions are close." Said Joe

by The Internep February 22, 2015

Shrekoning

When the ogre lord returns from his long journeys. It is also known as "Shrek day". It takes place in April 22nd which is the released date for Shrek.

"Shrek has returned, happy Shrekoning"

by Random Derp July 9, 2015

Shreking

You know this feeling late at night when you can't sleep, because of the crazy desire to eat ALL the chocolate left in your cupboard? This is shreking!

The tastiest meal, isn't It?

Lara has been shreking last night.
You want to lose weight? Maybe you should at least stop shreking ?!
Shreking is my hobby.

Again shreking last night? Oh God, you are hopeless.
Come on, Cara... Models are not shreking.

by Ksusha April 11, 2019

The Shrekoning

Once only a humble Internet meme, The Shrekoning now defines the transcendence of one's mind to a new plane of existence to live in the Holy Swamp of our Lord Shrek.

Once Jason was found worthy, he was prepared for The Shrekoning.

by Spherical_Josh July 30, 2017