The Shrekoning

Once only a humble Internet meme, The Shrekoning now defines the transcendence of one's mind to a new plane of existence to live in the Holy Swamp of our Lord Shrek.

Once Jason was found worthy, he was prepared for The Shrekoning.

by Spherical_Josh July 28, 2017

shrekoning

When the mighty Ogrelord Shrek returns to judge all who do not preserve their layers.

Humans have layers. Shrek's shrock pleasures your layers. If you do not have many layers, you will not be spared. Eat onions to add on to and preserve your layers, for the Shrekoning is among us.

by Shrek is love6969696969696969 February 25, 2014

Shrekoning

A calculation related to and/or benifiting the Ogrelord, Shrek.

"According to my shrekoning, the onions are close." Said Joe

by The Internep February 22, 2015

Shrekoning

When the ogre lord returns from his long journeys. It is also known as "Shrek day". It takes place in April 22nd which is the released date for Shrek.

"Shrek has returned, happy Shrekoning"

by Random Derp June 28, 2015

Shrekoning

The day on which Shrek decides who is Shreked and who is left alive.

The day of your Shrekoning has arrived, Kai.

by Kaitlyn Jenner November 20, 2016

Shrekoning

A common western coming of age party / tradition where members who have recently turned 14 shove figures of shrek up their rectum

"Wanna go to my shrekoning party tonight?" "Boy that shrekoning was fun!"

by shrek your lord an saviour October 17, 2018

the shrekoning

when ones ass is torn by the almighty prince charming, it summons the almighty amazing lord Shrek with a loud and mighty roar.

guy 1 "ow my ass hurts!"

guy 2 "the shrekoning is beggining"
shrek *rooooaaarrr* "i am here. give me the ass"

by the shrekt October 22, 2014