shplotski 

When you are doing a chick from behind and you pull out right before cumming, catch it in your hand, separate it into equal parts, half in one hand, half in the other, and you clap your hands over the girls ears while yelling "Shplotski!"

Clarissa was being a bitch last night so when I was fuckin' her I had to shplotski that bitch.

shplotski by Chonga Charlie October 29, 2008

Shalomski 

A racial slur against ultra-orthodox (Haredim) in Israel.

Haredi: You dirty goy!
Random Guy: whatever you say Shalomski

Shalomski by Orthodox Jew hater November 1, 2023

Shootskies 

A term used to avoid using the word shit.

"Now, now. Don't say shit, say shootskies!"

Shootskies by Wolf Leonora March 6, 2009

splitskies 

An agreement arranged prior to eating in which two meals that are capable of being split in half (eg. a tuna sandwich and a low carb chicken wrap) are split evenly among the two diners, resulting in each of them having half of the other's meal.

-Hey wanna splitskies on our lunch?

-No thanks man... I don't touch roast beef with a ten foot pole.

splitskies by Felix Rucklehaus May 12, 2006

shotski

A ski with 4 shot glasses glued to it. 4 participants drink at the same time.

Originated from the University of British Columbia.

Man, I got trashed from the shotski last night!

shotski by Don't Tell Mom February 26, 2005

shotski

A ski with five shot glasses on it. Good for bonding over alcohol.

Not invented, but perfected at the cross country compound of the University of Colorado -Colorado Springs.

Bro! That shotski got me so hammered last night! You guys are awesome!

shotski by Frank Babo September 8, 2011

shootski 

A totally awesome word used when frustrated instead of shit.

"What! I have an exam tomorrow... shootski!

shootski by LaQueefa Jones October 28, 2010