schlotski 

A term used for something that is stupid, annoying, egregious, or wack.

Kid 1: You broke our snapchat streak!!
Kid 2: that is schlotski

Teacher: I'm assigning 4 hours of home work tonight, and we have a pop test today
Kid 2: cmon, that is schlotski

schlotski by 123456789*8+9=987654321 May 9, 2017

schlonkied 

Wasted out of your mind!

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied

schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014

schlouski 

A sexual act in which a man takes his penis out of a womans vagina and slaps her clit with his cock.

Ricky: Yo mike what did you do last night?
Mike: I had sex with your mom!
Ricky: Really? How was it?
Mike: Dude she went crazy when I pulled the ol' schlouski on her!

schlouski by bradcypherex March 30, 2009

Shootskies 

A term used to avoid using the word shit.

"Now, now. Don't say shit, say shootskies!"

Shootskies by Wolf Leonora March 6, 2009

schlotzsky 

a slutty jew who often slobs on the knob

"yo laines such a schlotzsky"
"dude i know. she was all over my rod last night"

schlotzsky by lickadick69 July 12, 2014

Schnetski 

Short form definition for Water-Jetski for Snow

Get the Schnetski.
I will take the Schnetski to the mountain.

Schnetski by r______ October 23, 2019

schloking 

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!

After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!

schloking by Pedro LeRoy March 24, 2017