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splitskies 

An agreement arranged prior to eating in which two meals that are capable of being split in half (eg. a tuna sandwich and a low carb chicken wrap) are split evenly among the two diners, resulting in each of them having half of the other's meal.
-Hey wanna splitskies on our lunch?

-No thanks man... I don't touch roast beef with a ten foot pole.
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1. the act of paying half of something.
2. a shared cost
1. Hey Neil, let's go splitsies on a case of beer.

2. Kate, you still need to pay your splitsies from last weekend.
splitsies by Katie McIntyre December 3, 2005

halfsie-splitsies 

Sharing something, typically the cost of some purchase, equally between two people.
"Do you wanna go halfsie-splitsies with me on these adult diapers bro?"

"Bro sure I'll go halfsie-splitsies with you, we both use them every day."

"I love you bro."
halfsie-splitsies by kmk2124 October 30, 2021

splitzies 

The process of splitting winning from a Bingo game, between multiple persons. Must be decided apon by all players before bingo starts.
"Hey, are we playing splitzies?"
splitzies by Wondercoll July 23, 2009

splitsie 

To split and share in a friendly manner especially with pizza
Jamie and Ellie splitsied the pizza Jacob brought them.
splitsie by Jamaroobee March 20, 2016

Splitsie 

Slang for a woman's vulva, specifically the labia majora, which in a non-aroused state resemble lips pressed together but with a distinctive, tight seam down the middle.
Mark: did you see Sandra in the nude?
Dave: yeah, she's got a nice rack and a cute little splitsie
Mark: what a doll!
Splitsie by CuioGeo April 26, 2022

Splitski 

When your live in girl or boy friend packs up all their stuff while your not home and moves out and when you get home their stuff and them are gone and you didn't see it coming.
My girlfriend and I had a fight this morning before I went to work when I come home with flowers for her she had gone splitski.
Splitski by Bummer72 July 28, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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