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shootski 

A totally awesome word used when frustrated instead of shit.
"What! I have an exam tomorrow... shootski!
shootski by LaQueefa Jones October 28, 2010
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Shootskies 

A term used to avoid using the word shit.
"Now, now. Don't say shit, say shootskies!"
Shootskies by Wolf Leonora March 6, 2009
A ski with 4 shot glasses glued to it. 4 participants drink at the same time.

Originated from the University of British Columbia.
Man, I got trashed from the shotski last night!
shotski by Don't Tell Mom February 26, 2005
A ski with five shot glasses on it. Good for bonding over alcohol.

Not invented, but perfected at the cross country compound of the University of Colorado -Colorado Springs.
Bro! That shotski got me so hammered last night! You guys are awesome!
shotski by Frank Babo September 8, 2011

shootskaythanksbye 

Used to basically sum up the whole conversation. Meaning alright, ok, thank you, and bye.
friend1: alright well i'll talk to you later
friend2: shootskaythanksbye
shootskaythanksbye by laurloven September 18, 2006
another word for a smoking method known as a shotty
dave could you load me up a shotski off your bud please?
shotski by razr2k9 January 1, 2009

shortskin 

shaaawt-skeeeen

opposite of longskin aka fat chicks.
shortskin is a positive compliment about SHORTIES. (or attractive females)
they usually come in pairs.

GIRRL WHY YO SKEEEN SO SHORT?
"yo, whats up shortskin?"
shortskin by shortskin101 August 27, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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