A sexual act in which a man takes his penis out of a womansvagina and slaps her clit with his cock.
Ricky: Yo mike what did you dolast night?
Mike: I had sex with your mom!
Ricky: Really? How was it?
Mike: Dude she went crazy when I pulled the ol' schlouski on her!
i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above
Schlorking is when a kid drowns in a public pool, and you try to fit as many pool toys in the corpse as possible without getting caught. Having a group of 4-5 people to schlork is preferred, but going solo is equally acceptable.