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schlouski 

A sexual act in which a man takes his penis out of a womans vagina and slaps her clit with his cock.
Ricky: Yo mike what did you do last night?
Mike: I had sex with your mom!
Ricky: Really? How was it?
Mike: Dude she went crazy when I pulled the ol' schlouski on her!
schlouski by bradcypherex March 30, 2009

schloking 

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!
After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!
schloking by Pedro LeRoy March 24, 2017

schlonking

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.
schlonking by George Pearson August 23, 2009

schlorking 

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above
Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!
schlorking by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009

Schlockinsoll 

The definition of all undefined words
"What's that?"
"Don't know."

"Must be a Schlockinsoll!"
Schlockinsoll by MGravy April 5, 2022

Schlorking 

Schlorking is when a kid drowns in a public pool, and you try to fit as many pool toys in the corpse as possible without getting caught. Having a group of 4-5 people to schlork is preferred, but going solo is equally acceptable.
Have you heard about Matt’s schlorking? God rest his soul.
Schlorking by TheLubyLuber May 9, 2019