shplank

One of the many variations of Jamin, a Jamin becomes a shplank or shplankamin when their brain starts to dumb down due to lack of Brain activity.

You’re acting very Shplank today

by Dr.Roberto April 4, 2024

Shlanky

An object's length is long and it wobbles due to its dependence on length.

A wooden plank is quite Shlanky

by thisisnotme123123 February 27, 2023

splankers

Splankers means rad, cool, wicked, absolutely brillo-dillo. The Fonz is max splankers.

Woah! Clyde just pulled a splankers 360 inward heelflip!

by Keefaz December 13, 2018

shlanktooth

noun - used to describe a southerner. ofcourse 100% of southern people are mentally retarded, inbred, trailor trash.

looking at an uneducated, no-chinned, bucktooth loser at a monster truck rally, (or rodeo, tractor-pull, nascar race, demolition derby, ten yr old fiance's babyshower, trailor park convention, shopping for clothes/furniture at the local dump), you say:
"hey, look at that shlanktooth over there"

by jimjamjimjam March 4, 2009

splankers

Wicked, excellent, insouciant - the coolest way of saying 'cool'.

Wow, that guy just kicked a load of chips out of a wall! That's maximum splankers!

by DogfinderGeneral December 13, 2018

splanket

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.

"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.

by Steve Fanizza October 7, 2004

Shlankey

1.A ridiculously long bowel movement.
2.An incredibly wet and smelly fart.

I made a huge and smelly shlankey in the bathroom.

by Chubsta' April 26, 2004