shlanktooth

noun - used to describe a southerner. ofcourse 100% of southern people are mentally retarded, inbred, trailor trash.

looking at an uneducated, no-chinned, bucktooth loser at a monster truck rally, (or rodeo, tractor-pull, nascar race, demolition derby, ten yr old fiance's babyshower, trailor park convention, shopping for clothes/furniture at the local dump), you say:
"hey, look at that shlanktooth over there"

shlanktooth by jimjamjimjam March 4, 2009

Sharktooth 

“Sharktooth” (verb) -- adults intentionally creating a positive experience or memory for young children.

Origin: While hunting together for shark teeth at the beach, parents would covertly drop one or more pre-purchased shark teeth in a child’s path, thus ensuring that the child experiences the joy of a successful hunt within their limited attention span. When searching for seashells, it may also be called “shell-shilling.”

Alternatively, as ammunition for ungrateful adults to declare to their well-intentioned parents that their entire childhood was a lie.

“I didn’t really catch that fish in preschool? You put it on my hook when I wasn’t looking? You sharktoothed me!”

Sharktooth by rossfish June 9, 2022

Sharktoothing 

Sharktoothing is when a woman is in the middle of a blowjob and bites down on a man's erect penis.

Doctor: So tell me, what caused your penis to bleed?

Patient: Well, I told my wife that we should try sharktoothing.

Linda: Hey, Bob, you want me to shark tooth you?

Bob: Are you fucking insane?

Sharktoothing by I Burnt Toast July 17, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008