shlanktooth

noun - used to describe a southerner. ofcourse 100% of southern people are mentally retarded, inbred, trailor trash.

looking at an uneducated, no-chinned, bucktooth loser at a monster truck rally, (or rodeo, tractor-pull, nascar race, demolition derby, ten yr old fiance's babyshower, trailor park convention, shopping for clothes/furniture at the local dump), you say:
"hey, look at that shlanktooth over there"

shlanktooth by jimjamjimjam March 4, 2009

Sharktooth 

“Sharktooth” (verb) -- adults intentionally creating a positive experience or memory for young children.

Origin: While hunting together for shark teeth at the beach, parents would covertly drop one or more pre-purchased shark teeth in a child’s path, thus ensuring that the child experiences the joy of a successful hunt within their limited attention span. When searching for seashells, it may also be called “shell-shilling.”

Alternatively, as ammunition for ungrateful adults to declare to their well-intentioned parents that their entire childhood was a lie.

“I didn’t really catch that fish in preschool? You put it on my hook when I wasn’t looking? You sharktoothed me!”

Sharktooth by rossfish June 9, 2022

Sharktoothing 

Sharktoothing is when a woman is in the middle of a blowjob and bites down on a man's erect penis.

Doctor: So tell me, what caused your penis to bleed?

Patient: Well, I told my wife that we should try sharktoothing.

Linda: Hey, Bob, you want me to shark tooth you?

Bob: Are you fucking insane?

Sharktoothing by I Burnt Toast July 17, 2016