Shpank 

A cross between, or combined use of, shanking and spanking. Usually performed during or after a sexual encounter; in most cases by accident, however, some are out of anger or disappointment at a preceding exchange of sex that just occurred and left one or both participants unhappy and unsatisfied. A person may shpank their partner by spanking them with the sharp end of a knife, thus stabbing them in the butt, and leaving for an incredibly awkward and painful night. A shpank can also be performed on accident by an attempted shanking that missed, due to confusion of butt location due to saggy pants.

Ouch, my girlfriend shpanked me last night and it hurts when I sit down or poop.

Shpank by Fart McBitch August 20, 2009

shpank 

Stupid way to say the word spank, which means to beat someone up. This is one of the 4 main words that people say with a Sh sound instead of a S sound, for no apparent reason.

Zack tried to front on Leonardo but my dude Leo shpanked that boy!

shpank by The Bx41 September 20, 2012

Shpank 

A verb describing something that's not this week, but the next

"Hey im going skiing shpank Saturday if you wanted to come"

-Hey next Tuesday im busy
-Do you mean Tuesday this week or next week
-Oh my bad shpank tuesday

Shpank by BigxtheBoy June 2, 2025

shpank it 

another way of saying, fuck it

Who cares about the game, shpank it!

shpank it by Joe October 1, 2003

shpank it 

A comment by which the sayer means "Smack that girls Ass"

Brenda got a bubble but, Shpank It!

shpank it by Joe Arcarola October 3, 2003

Shank's Law 

Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."

Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.

"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."

Shank's Law by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015

Shank spanking 

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

Shank spanking by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016