splanket

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.

"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.

by Steve Fanizza October 7, 2004

splankers

Splankers means rad, cool, wicked, absolutely brillo-dillo. The Fonz is max splankers.

Woah! Clyde just pulled a splankers 360 inward heelflip!

by Keefaz December 13, 2018

splankers

Wicked, excellent, insouciant - the coolest way of saying 'cool'.

Wow, that guy just kicked a load of chips out of a wall! That's maximum splankers!

by DogfinderGeneral December 13, 2018

Spanket

The rarely washed, sperm covered blanket found in every hotel room atop of a clean bed.

Jeff walked into the hotel room and immediately kicked off the disgusting spanket and tossed it in the corner of the room.

by tonowoo August 29, 2014

slanket

A blanket with sleeves that is used to keep arms warm while reading, going on the computer, etc.

I was watching TV with my slanket on and I was uber warm.

by latenighttelevision December 10, 2008

Slanket

A sexually promiscuous girl who sleeps with minorities and tends to be of low moral character. Term is highly offensive, much like the word "cunt".

Dude #1: "Sally is such a slanket."
Dude #2: "Dude, please don't use that word. Call her a slut, but please don't call her a slanket. It offends me."
Dude #1: "Sorry, bro."

by bigtimestyle May 18, 2011

spankette

a. A flirtatious female who teases as if enticing someone to dare spank her.
b. A female (usually one who enjoys being spanked) whose buttocks are smaller, tighter, firmer than an average adult-shaped bottom.
c. A girl, or boy (probably gay), who likes being spanked, and either acts like, or whose slim shape resembles that of a young girl.

a. That girl's nothin' but a spankette - look at how she's behaving, what a naughty tease - somone should take her over their knee... and man, am I tempted.
b. Sure, she's kinda on the skinny side, but she's a pure spankette - man, what a cute, naughty little butt.
c. That little spankette's about to get a well deserved you-know-what.

by dragonjon April 27, 2007