Shlank 

a person who is akwardly tall and skinny.

Aunt: Jimmy! You look like you've had a grow spert. How tall are you now any way?

Nephew: idk like 6'4", but i only weigh like 120lbs

Aunt: Wow i didnt realize shlankishness ran in the family.

Shlank by Ko Queefer May 30, 2009

Shlank 

A shlank is someone who likes touching/eating furry toes

"Ive heard scoot is a shlank!"

Shlank by Mr_Ginger73773 March 14, 2022

Shlank 

Verb, or adjective? i have no fucking clue
credits to: Chris Hemsworth, Nico, Chris Hemsworth, Ryne Smanging, Ricky, Jake Paul, The black guy Jake Paul works with, Britney Spears, The Beatles, Chuck Norris, and Donkey Kong

Person 1: "You really Shlank me dude."
Person 2: "What the fuck is Shlank?"
The Kool-Aid Man: "OH YEAH!!!"

Shlank by literallyricky September 9, 2023

shlank 

a whorish girl used mainly in Naples (only true pimps know about Naples)

Damn Homie look at debbie what a shlank!

shlank by taylorD March 18, 2005

shlank 

When you hand someone a possibly cashed bowl of marijuana.

It's your hit. Be careful, cuz I might be shlankin ya.

shlank by jp420 June 17, 2008

shlank 

a whorish girl mainly used in Naples (only true pimps know about Naples)

Damn niggah Shaniqwa is such a shlank!

shlank by TaylorD March 23, 2005

Shlank 

An all purpose word used in any way possible.

Example 1: “Back up bro before I shlank the shit outta you.”

Example 2: “That girls coochie was shlank as fuck”

Example 3: “Aye dawg pass me the shlank”

Shlank by Not Truthman July 20, 2023