shpekle

The raw hide bones that your dog chews on. Most often they are made of bull penis.

My dog is playing with his shpekle

by Dr. Gonch June 18, 2017

Scared Shrekless

The feeling of unrivalled pure horror and intense paralyzing fear.
This state can only be achieved by watching the horror film "Scared Shrekless" starring Shrek, hence the word.

Jimmy hasn't spoke for a month, I think he might be Scared Shrekless

by Alpha the Mii October 31, 2017

Shreklet

An ugly and ogre like person

She is a fat ugly shreklet.

by ogre06 April 6, 2020

shekleing

when you shove as much food onto your fork as humanly (or should I say metaly) possible. specifically for when you use the back of the prongs, but can be used in any relatively similar context.

"why is Ryan putting so much on his fork?"
"don't mind him, he's always shekleing these days,"

by queerbastard November 19, 2020

Adam Shekleton

A short, red man who will "Kiddo" you to the next marching season. You mess up in front of him, you do better and go to jail.

Clarinet: Yo' you're on the wrong dot.
Trumpet: I am?
Clarinet: Better talk about it with the Adam Shekleton.

by Mini Swol March 14, 2019

shmekle tiddie

When she succin yo pp and u fondle her butthole

Bruh that homie I shmekle tiddied her

by Succa meh pp December 3, 2017

Ryan Shekler

A fag who thinks he can skate. Biggest sellout in skateboarding. Lots of people hate him. But oddly 80% of the girl population think he's hot. he also thinks hes gangster. Sponsors: Volcom, Plan B, Almost, and a couple others.

Do you see him, he's such a Ryan Shekler.

by supersexybeast201123 April 9, 2008