Shmekle

A rather small penis

A Guy With A Huge Ego Yet a Small Penis

A Guy Who Acts Like He Has A Penis Yet Doesnt Have One
A Guy Who Claims He has a Big Penis but has a micro-penis

Aka Sammy H

"So did you hookup with Evan?"

"No he's a shmekle"

by Bi-bi-physcopath June 3, 2017

Shmekle

Yiddish word for little penis. However it is often used as an endearing term for little siblings.

Mom: "Jake, have you seen the shmekles"
Jake: "I think my younger brothers are watching spongebob"

by Morty Mc Saucy March 27, 2019

Shmekle

A shmekle is 10 seconds

It’s been 6 shmekles (1 minuet) since I’ve played Fortnite.

by SplodyBoi August 8, 2018

Shmekle

Formal version of calling someone "Retarded but not retarded enough to be considered retarded"
Smekli for plural

"You are a shmekle."
"Look at all these smekli."

by salmon senpai 69 December 27, 2025

shmekle tiddie

When she succin yo pp and u fondle her butthole

Bruh that homie I shmekle tiddied her

by Succa meh pp December 3, 2017

Scared Shrekless

The feeling of unrivalled pure horror and intense paralyzing fear.
This state can only be achieved by watching the horror film "Scared Shrekless" starring Shrek, hence the word.

Jimmy hasn't spoke for a month, I think he might be Scared Shrekless

by Alpha the Mii October 31, 2017

Shreklet

An ugly and ogre like person

She is a fat ugly shreklet.

by ogre06 April 6, 2020