Sheklemaxxing

The act of puting in the absolute minimum effort required at your job while maximizing your financial gain. It involves doing just enough work to avoid getting fired, ensuring you still collect a full paycheck for doing essentially nothing.

Boss thinks I'm working on the quarterly reports, but I've just been sheklemaxxing on reddit for six hours.

Sheklemaxxing by Bogan Hunter June 17, 2026

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shukemaxxing

when someone is being annoying or trying to hard to be funny or impress someone

he was shukemaxxing when he saw his crush.

shukemaxxing by mikehawkbollz December 28, 2025

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Sheklemaxxing • Shakemaxxing • shukemaxxing

Shakemaxxing

When you’re out here collecting seizures like it’s a hobby, basically just living life on hard mode with epilepsy or anything that’s got you randomly hitting the shake DLC. Forget calling it a seizure, you’re just Shakemaxxing now.

“Bro’s been Shakemaxxing since 2012, built different fr.”

“Doctors say epilepsy, I say I’m just Shakemaxxing.”

Shakemaxxing by Shakemaxxer March 27, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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