Definitions by queerbastard

neckbeard 

1) a beard that has been allowed to grow down onto a portion of the neck, hence the phrase 'neckbeard'

2) a creepy/pedophillic excuse of a man with a neckbeard (see above). Is stereo-typically attracted to underage anime/hentai girls, and will fall head first into love at the sight of a single 'uwu'. It is advised that you stay as far away as possible or they might hit you over the head with a katana /j. You can identify one by their love of the phrase "M'lady," and the shitty fedora that seems to be permanently attached to their head. Usually overweight but you never know these days.

"This neckbeard would give me mod until i said uwu,"
"What a fucking creep,"

neckbeard by queerbastard July 11, 2021

ginger cunt 

An insult used by incredibly insecure people in a pathetic attempt to make redheads feel bad about the the shade of their hair.

"Hi,"
"FUCK OFF YOU GINGER CUNT!"
"love you too,"

ginger cunt by queerbastard May 21, 2021

beetarot 

me

who's beetarot?
me.

beetarot by queerbastard December 20, 2020

gawk gawk 3000 

a blowjob that takes your soul (in a good way). it normally, if performed properly, only needs a few seconds before you cum everywhere. is often seen in hentai.

chad: i wanted to fuck her till she couldn't walk but she didn't want to.
kyle: you should've just asked for the gawk gawk 3000 dude

gawk gawk 3000 by queerbastard November 19, 2020

bang 

sex. often used by the younger generation

kyle 1~ you me and that girl went out last night!
kyle 2~ did you bang?
kyle 1~ duh dude lmao

bang by queerbastard November 19, 2020

shekleing 

when you shove as much food onto your fork as humanly (or should I say metaly) possible. specifically for when you use the back of the prongs, but can be used in any relatively similar context.

"why is Ryan putting so much on his fork?"
"don't mind him, he's always shekleing these days,"

shekleing by queerbastard November 19, 2020