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Shpeckle 

A small amount of something
1. A short time period; usually between 5 min and 15 minutes.
2. 1-4.5 items
3. A "dab" or "pinch"
1. "I'll be there in a shpeckle! And by shpeckle, I mean 7 minutes!"
2. "I only want a shpeckle of m&m's, and by shpeckle, I mean a range of 1 to 4.5 m&m's"
3. "Okay, now you add a shpeckle of cinnamon to the cookie dough; and by shpeckle, I mean a "dab" or "pinch"
Shpeckle by The Palinator March 22, 2009
Words you can keep

Shpeckle 

Droplets of dried semen on your pants or shorts...
Hey bro we know you were in there jerking off.you have a huge shpeckle by your zipper!
Shpeckle by Maniacjack74 January 17, 2018

Shpeckle 

An idiot or moron
John is such a shpeckle
Shpeckle by Billyboybobbybrown April 15, 2024

Speckled moon 

When your liquid shit is so ferocious it blows against the porcelain and splashes up and speckles your ass.
Johnny must have had a speckled moon cuz his whitey tighties look like they have brown bullet holes in em.
Speckled moon by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

Speckled Red 

African-American with red hair and lighter skin with darker freckles. Distant relation to the "high-yellow" African-American
That Speckled Red looks like a baby orangutan
Speckled Red by bnj61 March 26, 2009

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.
Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

Speckledorf

When one is cheated from his money or goods.
Billy was speckledorfed by Hooker Jane
Speckledorf by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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