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Shpeckle

A small amount of something
1. A short time period; usually between 5 min and 15 minutes.
2. 1-4.5 items
3. A "dab" or "pinch"
1. "I'll be there in a shpeckle! And by shpeckle, I mean 7 minutes!"
2. "I only want a shpeckle of m&m's, and by shpeckle, I mean a range of 1 to 4.5 m&m's"
3. "Okay, now you add a shpeckle of cinnamon to the cookie dough; and by shpeckle, I mean a "dab" or "pinch"
by The Palinator March 22, 2009
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Shpeckle

Droplets of dried semen on your pants or shorts...
Hey bro we know you were in there jerking off.you have a huge shpeckle by your zipper!
by Maniacjack74 January 17, 2018
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Shpeckle

John is such a shpeckle
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Speckled moon

When your liquid shit is so ferocious it blows against the porcelain and splashes up and speckles your ass.
Johnny must have had a speckled moon cuz his whitey tighties look like they have brown bullet holes in em.
by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016
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Speckled Red

African-American with red hair and lighter skin with darker freckles. Distant relation to the "high-yellow" African-American
That Speckled Red looks like a baby orangutan
by bnj61 March 26, 2009
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When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.
Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)
by minuccp January 8, 2010
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Speckledorf

When one is cheated from his money or goods.
by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009
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