show tune 

A song on a iPod or MP3 that is there for show. The owner skips the song when using their player, but keeps it anyway to impress others and show off their musical knowledge.

Kyle (looking at iTouch): You like Linkin Park too? I have an extra ticket to their concert, wanna come with?
Sara: Sure.

Christy: You don't listen to Linkin Park.
Sara: Yeah those songs are all just show tunes.

show tune by Spam Happy September 19, 2009

show tunes 

The style of music in musicals. They can range from really freakin' annoying to wonderfully witty. They are used to convey an emotion in the character, continue the story of the play, create irony, or jsut about anything the writer wants.

The most un-PC show tune ever was "Springtime for Hitler".

show tunes by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005

likes show tunes 

This is an elliptical way of indicating that a guy has homosexual tendencies; not that there is anything wrong with that. Used in Pacfic Northwest. Most straight males abhor musicals.

Megan: "Do you think Thurmond is interested in me?"
Clarissa: Let's just say that he likes show tunes.

likes show tunes by Big Sky Heidi September 15, 2010

show tunes 

to imply that a male may not be heterosexual.

That guy is so show tunes.

show tunes by Buddy September 28, 2003

The Looney Tunes Show 

A boring, unoriginal show that makes you change the channel after 1 minute of playtime.

The looney tunes show makes Gay porn look good

The Looney Tunes Show by LOLNUT November 13, 2011

showtunes 

A symptom or sign that a male friend of your is not hetero.

"Dude, when they broke out in showtunes and started dancing around, I knew it was time to leave."

showtunes by daboz April 28, 2003