showtunes 

A symptom or sign that a male friend of your is not hetero.

"Dude, when they broke out in showtunes and started dancing around, I knew it was time to leave."

showtunes by daboz April 28, 2003

shtunes 

gay slang for Show Tunes.

"OMG Mark, you have the original cast album of Company, you are the king of shtunes!"

shtunes by Poonstankqua January 14, 2009

show tunes 

The style of music in musicals. They can range from really freakin' annoying to wonderfully witty. They are used to convey an emotion in the character, continue the story of the play, create irony, or jsut about anything the writer wants.

The most un-PC show tune ever was "Springtime for Hitler".

show tunes by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005

likes show tunes 

This is an elliptical way of indicating that a guy has homosexual tendencies; not that there is anything wrong with that. Used in Pacfic Northwest. Most straight males abhor musicals.

Megan: "Do you think Thurmond is interested in me?"
Clarissa: Let's just say that he likes show tunes.

likes show tunes by Big Sky Heidi September 15, 2010

Shortness of breath 

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

Shortness of breath by Circy4 July 20, 2016

Shortanese

A powerful language discovered by Monitor.

SHORTANESE IS TOO POWERFULL

Shortanese by WebkinzWoof November 8, 2016

shortness 

It’s like when he calls a girl he likes shorty especially if she is shorter than him

How are you shortness?

shortness by henna83 May 30, 2018