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1. The way you pronounce Xiaomi, but think of the word "show" as part of "shower".

2. Used to attempt to revive a dead meme.
1.

'Murican dude: "Ayo, have you heard of Shaw My's new phone?"
Chinese dude: "It's pronounced Show Me, but with the word Show being part of the word Shower"

2.
YTP Robotnik: "I'm happy to show you da wae."
Ugandan Knuckles: "SHOW ME DA WAE"
Show me by DarkAF420 October 12, 2023
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Show me your tits 

Derogatory nickname for a degenerate pervert who spends uncountable amounts of money at strip clubs.
Adam was known as Show Me Your Tits because he spent thousands at the strip clubs every time he partied with the boys in Vegas and had no idea how much money he wasted until his credit card bill showed up the next month because he never learned not to give strippers his credit card info even after all these years, idiot.
Show me your tits by Giggles T. Clown September 1, 2016

Show me how those big tits fart!!! 

Common saying in Los Angeles,CA as well as New York City,NY. Sometimes often heard in parts of Oregon as well as Texas. When a person utters this phrase, they refer to a women`s breasts and wants said woman to show, well...how those big tits fart. This can be said as an insult, but is most commonly expressed as a compliment.

Originally said by Tom Segura on the podcast "Your Moms House" or simply YMS.
Man:Hey girl. You got big ass titties. How about you show me how those big tits fart!!!
Woman:These big titties? Come closer boy so you can smell these titty farts!!!

Show Me The Receipts 

to have proof of something.
Girlfriend: My girl said she saw you with that other bitch!

Boyfriend: Did she? alright then, SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS!
Show Me The Receipts by LAV June 18, 2012

show me your moves 

1. Captain Falcon's signature catch phrase, daring an opponent to fight him.
2. The use of definition 1 by any other person as a dare.
1. Show me your moves!
2. Come on, man! Show me your moves! I may be a level 120, but you level 80 CAN beat me...
show me your moves by Astrosimi March 21, 2009

Show me a band 

Something people say when they want someone to prove they have money
(specifically $1,000 aka a band)
Bro you broke as shit

Im not broke

If you not broke nigga show me a band
Show me a band by kashkount March 31, 2023

show me your resume 

A phrase used to request a fist bump. Usually used among climbers. Originally used to show that the other person is safe to climb with.
"Yo Somani, show me your resume!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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