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A company that makes shit ton of high quality products at a lower price
Person 1: I just got a Xiaomi Pocophone F1 for just 300 dollars!
Person 2: I bet my iPhone X is better than yours
Person 1: My phone actually has 4000 mAH battery, 6GB RAM, Liquid Cooling, Snapdragon 845, and a Headphone Jack
Person 2: Whatever, I still enjoy using my iPhone
Person 1: Why do you have to sell your kidney to buy a phone anyways?
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A company that makes a shitton of high quality products but with the worst UI in the world for a fraction of the price.
Person1: I bought the Xiaomi note 9 today!
Person2: But it has MIUI on it :/
Person1: I know, im gonna install a custom rom on it!
Person2: POGGERS!
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Person1: MIUI sucks!
Person2: I agree.
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Person1: ew MIUI.
Person2: ...
Xiaomi by faggotjackass April 30, 2021
It's 2018 here, why aren't you still making the definition for Xiaomi?
Xiaomi (UD requires an example with the defined word in it)
Xiaomi by hh_hh_h_hh_hh July 5, 2018
Chinese government's ass sucker, which Help CCP spy on people and delect user's data.
Give Xiaomi a try if you want your information stolen by PRC.
Xiaomi by Tedroshit July 21, 2021
A very sexy, long dicked, gigs Chad, that has a very seggsy talent and life.
Sexy person 1: who's Xiaomi??
Sexy Person 2: ur mom
Xiaomi by Mynutz November 21, 2021

Xiaomi Retail 

A one-stop destination for all your tech needs!
Need to buy electronics? Xiaomi Retail it!
Xiaomi Retail by monuzzz November 29, 2022

xiaomi nokia redmi 9s 2000 

indestructible. Nothing else, just indestructible.
"I dropped my phone while watching wallibear but its ok becaue i own a xiaomi nokia redmi 9s 2000"
"okay lol"
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