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Shortbloke

A repugnant individual lacking in financial stability and physical stature. Common attributes include aggression, intolerance of others, frugal or 'stingy' approach to money and personal property, general reluctance to repay debts, over consumption of food and alcoholic beverages, and a general negative outlook towards life.
Friend: 'Hey Shortbloke, I'll give you the $5 back tomorrow' ... Shortbloke: 'Actually, it's $5.10 you owe me'
by JTrain441 October 29, 2010
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shortflake

Someone who refuses to accept that they are short
Someone typically named Xen: IM NOT SHORT!

Normal Person: what a shortflake
by Hernandoalverez December 20, 2020
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