A dubbed nickname (by reporters) for Juror No. 7 for her flaming candy red locks.
Juror No. 7..."Strawberry Shortcake"...commited prejudicial misconduct by not disclosing her prior involvement with other legal proceedings, including but not limited to being the victim of a crime.
by talk2me-JCH2 August 11, 2022
A strawberry shortcake is when you bust a nut inside a girl whilst on her period. Thus the peculiar mixture of colors.
I hooked up with a girl last night on her period and gave her a strawberry shortcake!
by Alex Butterman September 21, 2020
Is the seventh track by Melanie Martinez that is featured on her sophomore album, K-12 . The song is a mixture of alternative pop, electropop, and trip hop. The song was recorded around 2015-2016. It was released September 6th, 2019. But was leaked September 1st, 2019. The song is three minutes and four seconds long.
What’s the meaning behind Melanie’s song Strawberry Shortcake?”

“It’s like another version of Mrs. Potato Head. Except Crybaby doesn’t like all the attention she’s getting from all these boys after she changes her appearance.”
by SeraphAngel November 11, 2019
A dessert consisting usually of a small yellow cake covered with strawberrys and icing.
I had Strawberry Shortcake after dinner tonight. And then I fucked your mom.
by faq u March 10, 2006
1. A popular dessert made of a form of layered cake with strawberry toppings.

2. A toy and media franchise that originated from greeting cards.

Can also refer to a number of violent or disturbing sex acts invented by sexless pre-teens.
The only thing I'll ever have sex with is my Strawberry Shortcake doll.
by Maroniak October 19, 2010
Popular(?) kids marketing franchise from the early 80's, with a TV special show every year from 1980 to 1985. Also spawned a game, somewhere.

The series got a somewhat short re-release in 1991, then a re-re-release in 2002, lasting until the present day. A proper TV series is now made, as well as some games, and of course, the somewhat creepy dolls.

Also can be a derogatory term for girls who are short, with red hair, and a totally lush dessert.
My sister is totally into Strawberry Shortcake, despite it's lack of consistancy with the originals...
by Allan Scott November 4, 2007
A broke bitch.

Strawberry = a really sweet girly girl
Shortcake = short on cake (which means money)
Friend: Omg I literally hate her she's so f*cking pretty
Me: Yeahhh but I heard through the grapevine she's a real strawberry shortcake....
by blanco_fifteen November 21, 2019