Shortcake

Shortstack + Christmas Cake = Shortcake 🍰

"Hanya is such a shortcake."

by scarletDisco August 1, 2023

shortcake

Nickname given to the most beautiful person in the world.

She's short and sweet and makes me haaaappy, she's a shortcake!

by VDeity June 30, 2007

Shortcake

a nickname of one of the coolest people in the world

also including rainbow, gingersnapp, oreo, and chocolate chip

shortcake, from the irrisistble sweets, definately should be blonde

by <3Gingersnapp<3 January 28, 2009

Shortcake

A freindly nickname given to a person who is missing a somewhat vital organ. Used commonly in verbal assault situations. Also see: Spencer

Kyle: wazzup niggas i just had my cholecystectomy

Freind: you are such a shortcake

by TacoJohntrolololol December 18, 2012

Shortcake Heaven

Emilija's Prostitution business. Includes strawberry shortcake.

Boy: hey have you heard of shortcake heaven. It's literally the best
Boy 2: Yeah!! It is the best. I lovvveee strawberry shortcake

by ALLLVVVIIINNNNNN January 13, 2020

Shortcake Time

The moment when adults reminisce about how great Christmas was as a child but then immediately snap out of it and then understand that life is a cruel game intended to beat you to your knees and rob you of your soul. This disenchanting realization then propels the frustrated grown-up into a desperate struggle to have fun participating in the "same old, same old" go-to's such as attending lame holiday parties, wearing ugly sweaters, overeating, and drinking their faces off.

It's Christmas, and you know what that means. It's Shortcake Time. Yum yum yum, it's Shortcake Time.

by Sir William Brownbotton III December 4, 2017

shortcake bigtop

pretty much the same as a strawberry shortcake, except you're wearing a clown suit while you do it.

"i still had the clownsuit for a few hours after my kid's party, so i took wifey upstairs and pulled the shortcake bigtop."

by bad korea March 24, 2009