showflake

Someone who has to tell the world how morally superior they think they are in comments sections

Someone is being a showflake if they act outraged by what another person says and you can reply by calling them out for being a showflake

by cobbler333 June 3, 2019

showflake

showflake

Someone who has to tell the world how morally superior they think they are in comments sections

Someone is being a showflake if they act outraged by what another person says and you can reply by calling them out for being a showflake

by cobbler333 June 3, 2019

no-showflake

noh-shohfleck
noun
1. Someone who make plans with you then doesn’t show up.
adjective

I don’t have time for no-showflakes.

by akaknowbody October 30, 2020

Trumpista Snowflake

A Trump supporter who get defensive and angry when someone criticizes Trump, even though they were thrilled and were fully supportive of Trump when he criticized people, especially Obama.

Look at all these whiny Trumpista Snowflakes! It was cool when Trump knocked Obama for 8 years. Now when their guy gets criticized, they turn into crying little bitches!

by 84 Locusts August 31, 2017

Shitflake

The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.

I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.

by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004

2A Snowflake

A gun rights advocate whose mind is incapable of accepting even the most reasonable limits on the Second Amendment.

Congressman: "I propose that we place a 10 megaton limit on personal nuclear devices."
2A Snowflake: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

by Cletus Pickens October 17, 2019

Smelted Snowflake

The effect that occurs when the Snowflake realizes they are entitled to nothing, they're not that special at all and should've developed thicker skin throughout life. They are melting uncontrollably because they are no longer in denial of the false reality and construct that they have believed about themselves, hence smelted.

Dutch was getting a little offended over some of the ribbing from his fantasy football cohort. That was the moment his buddy Zicky Gervais realized what was occurring Dutch was at the beginning of the process of becoming a Smelted Snowflake.

by Hixxz68 November 7, 2019