Noun. Angry passive-aggressive snowflakes who use harsh words to depreciate the character or values of other people. Their goal is to communicate hate at the dehumanized target and to encourage others to devalue their victim. Scornflakes are not the same as bullies, who can be physical. They are more like some kinds of extremely emotional internet trolls, like what you find in call out culture and Twitter.
Scornflake: Don't like abortion? You must love kids. Pedophile.
Victim: Wow. Without non-sequiturs, you scornflakes would have nothing to say.
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Scornflake: Does your baby believe in man-made global warming? No? He's a denier/birther/homophobe.
Victim's parent: That's a lot of hate, scornflake. Do you feel better now that you got that load of crap off of your chest?
Victim: Wow. Without non-sequiturs, you scornflakes would have nothing to say.
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Scornflake: Does your baby believe in man-made global warming? No? He's a denier/birther/homophobe.
Victim's parent: That's a lot of hate, scornflake. Do you feel better now that you got that load of crap off of your chest?
by UGiveUp2 July 24, 2018
Get the scornflakes mug.Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.
Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"
Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"
Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"
Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"
Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"
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Dean hates it when he sees scroflakes drifting in his underpants
by Scroflake warrior March 2, 2018
Get the Scroflakes mug.A source of contention between Norwegian black metal musicians. To declare your preference for "soft" or "soggy" cornflakes is to express a desire to branch out as a musician and explore the possibilities of artistic maturation. To steadfastly swear allegiance to crispy cornflakes is to commit to stabbing your musical rival in the head and committing arson.
The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.
The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.
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Get the Cornflakes mug.A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"
A favorite saying growing up in Michigan
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by J April 27, 2004
Get the piss in my cornflakes mug.Gary: did you sort that problem out for me.
Phil: no i got jack to do it
Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.
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Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.
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John: I'm not trying to shit in your cornflakes here, but i'm watching a movie
John: I'm not trying to shit in your cornflakes here, but i'm watching a movie
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