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Short Circuit 

To have a bit of a mental freak out, which causes you to respond very erratically. Usually in a nonsensical way.
Person 1: Did you hear about Jerry making no sense yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah. He short circuits way too much.

Larry: Why the fuck are you talking about me!? Goddamn it guys!
Short Circuit by Dark Artist November 15, 2018
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short circuit 

When the medium of electrical transfer takes a shorter path back to the power source (cell or batteries) thus shortening the circuit, and leaving out the resistor (motor, lightbulb, buzzer etc.).


Short circuiting will drain the power source at a phenomenal rate, and is best avoided. The most commonly used method of prevention against this is the (see my definition of) fuse
When I was learning this crap in school a few years back we constantly short circuited all our shit toghether to create huge sparks that whooped the batteries in minutes.
short circuit by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

Short circuit 

The movie that came before AI or the Matrix.
Not as many people seem to remember Short Circuit as the Matrix, it might be that it didn't have enough special effects for some people.

Short Circuit 

After skeeting in a girls eye, you break a light bulb over her head.
Dude, this girl is pissing me off so bad, im gonna short circuit her tonight.
Short Circuit by Bojob October 4, 2009

Short Circuit 

A Song Created By Daft Punk in The 90's.Was First Released in a live concert called "Alive 1997".Was Re-Released On An Album in 2000 called "Discovery". This Song Contained Only One Sample : The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker by Prince.
I love the Song Short Circuit It's Very Electronic
Short Circuit by Retard-o-tron 2012 February 25, 2010

short circuit 

Touching both of one's nipples with a single hand.
When he short circuited me, it felt like cool ranch.
short circuit by princess douglyn August 31, 2018

Short circuit 

A) When anything electronic with circuitry gets fried to a crisp because of energy overload.

B) When a battery head of a person ingests so much battery acid via mouth, nose, anus, dickhole or ear, that it literally fries his smartass head down to a couple tortured brain cells, giving him the IQ equivalent to a fucking grasshopper (usually hovers around 0.27 IQwith mental disorders usually come standard with 60 IQ), basically selling his soul, personality, and character to the drug gods. The mf will probably spend the rest of his life being fed by a damn robot pumping astronaut food through a tube that leads to his stomach, then considered a waste of human body parts and is better buried in the damn flowerbed better for plant nutrients.
“Dude Alex got short circuited after he tried snorting battery acid and muzzle-loading the shit in his dickhole. Now he dose t even know how to breathe.”
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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