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Generally, the short bus is a smaller version of a regular school bus that carries mentally challenged students to school. On rare occasions, if your school board is a bunch of assholes (like mine), you will be forced to ride in a short bus for field trips if you class contains less than 18 students.
Teacher: We'll all be going on a trip to the art museum Friday!
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: And we're taking a short bus!
Class: ............
Time: Passes
Class: *is riding the short bus on the highway*
Other cars: *point and laugh*
Class: *is mortified*
by Ayve May 01, 2006
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to take an unfortunate loss and turn of events.
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School vehicle meant for special education students. Many are equipped with wheelchair lifts. Most seats are equipped with restraining belts.
by Alex February 02, 2003
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A bus that people who can't spell derogatory take.
If you can't spell derogatory then you probably ride the short bus.
by W December 21, 2004
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A horizontally challenged bus that people have become accustomed to watching pick up developmentally challenged children and adults. Cleverly worked into an insult when someone does something stupid.
"What the hell are you doing pissing on my rug? I didn't see a short bus outside"

"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 27, 2004
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The bus i rode to school. Its a little bus for the special kids. We had lots of fun on that bus and you make good friends. People sometimes make fun of it but its really a cool bus. Its yellow.
by sonny vitale...... January 13, 2008
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(noun) A person who rode or rides on the small yellow school bus. see wordretard/word
Shut up, shortbus!
by Frankthetank August 30, 2003
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