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shombitch  

a noun. a "shombitch" is someone who prances around on their high horse using foul language and deragotory terms to ladies. they often are short in size being significantly shorter than the average american male. a napoleon complex is common. side effects of coming into contact with a shombitch include stomach ache, fatigue, and nausea.
Wow did you see that shombitch in class? I almost threw up all over myself.
shombitch by David Loftus March 31, 2009
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a southern shortened term for 'son of a bitch'
Come here you stupid sonbitch!!!!!!!
sonbitch by * 1 in the hood G July 17, 2006
to ride around in a jeep and dip
yo tin svens wanna go shmitch around town
shmitch by capoe January 3, 2009
a snobitch is a person who isn't just snobbish but actually takes pride in it, and is bitching about it.
She is such a snob that she wants the whole world to know how special she is. She's a real snobitch!
Snobitch by Niels Hoglund May 23, 2009
A variant of son of a bitch, used mostly by white male Southern Americans over the age of fourty, in the process of getting killed during a War event on the popular Korean game Ragnarok Online.
Sombitch is usually is pronounced in an ear splitting pitch that can be heard across the trailer park.
"YOU SOMBITCH! FUCK FUCK THESE FUCKING FUCKERS!" - real life quote.
Sombitch by apple April 25, 2005

shebitch 

- A man who looks like a lady.
- A man with long hair.
- A lady who acts like a man.
- Shut up Mo, you shebitch!
- Yo, look at that guys long hair, what a shebitch!
- (Ashley slaps Joe in the face.)
Joe says: Yo, calm down shebitch!
shebitch by Miro January 15, 2005
The redneck dialect of the common phrase "son of a bitch". It can be used positively or negatively as it is in its normal dialect.
Positive connotation: "Did ya hear Billy Bob got laid by Sally last night. Whooeee! That be one lucky sombitch!"
Negative connotation: "Billy Bob you sombitch, you just slept with your own sister!"
Sombitch by Darlord January 6, 2009
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