shoicide

the act of wearing shoes that are so painfully uncomfortable you'd rather kill yourself than walk.

"Hey girl, I'm getting lunch. Wanna come?"

"Sure. Oh, wait, walking is going to be shoicide. Can you pick me up sushi?"

shoicide by ijy June 22, 2012

shoeicide 

Shoes that kill you feet but look good so girls wear them.

Did you see Ali's shoe?

Yeah, they were so tall she musta been commiting shoeicide.

Girls will do anything for their shoes...

shoeicide by That-teenage-girl-next-door June 2, 2011

shoeicide bomber 

A terrorist who plants explosives in a shoe, e.g., Richard Reid, who packed his Nikes with TNT in an attempt to blow up a British passenger jet shortly after 9/11.

Heathrow Airport authorities easily detected the shoeicide bomber, who was wearing flip-flops.

shoeicide bomber by Nguyen van Fock September 14, 2008

Shoeicide 

The vain act of wearing shoes that kill your feet for the self satisfaction of looking "cute".

Even though Amy was committing shoeicide, she did not care b/ she felt she looked fine in her new Prada boots.

Shoeicide by amisstree December 2, 2010

shuicide 

A word meaning that you will kill yourself but you really won't.

Person A: I'M GOING TO SUICIDE!
Person B: Really?
Person A: No.
Person B: That's not suicide. That's "Shuicide"
Person A: NOW I KNOW :D

shuicide by XxsamurixX June 2, 2009

Shopcident 

The act of accidentally shopping.

I had a few things in my Amazon basket and did not delete those things I really did not want to buy and accidentally purchased them. This was an unforeseen shopcident.

Shopcident by GruntZog July 3, 2020

shoeicide bomber 

A terrorist who plants explosives in a shoe, e.g., Richard Reid, who packed his Nikes with TNT in an attempt to blow up a British passenger jet shortly after 9/11.

Heathrow Airport authorities noted that the shoeicide bomber was easily detected in his flip-flops.

shoeicide bomber by Nguyen van Fock September 14, 2008