ijy's definitions

Spring Googling

The act of searching one's own name within Google with the intention of cleaning up one's online persona. Often includes resetting multiple passwords.

"I have dozens of outdated blogs, portfolios and profiles online."

"Time to do a little Spring Googling."

by ijy April 19, 2014

shoicide

the act of wearing shoes that are so painfully uncomfortable you'd rather kill yourself than walk.

"Hey girl, I'm getting lunch. Wanna come?"

"Sure. Oh, wait, walking is going to be shoicide. Can you pick me up sushi?"

by ijy June 22, 2012