shoeicide 

Shoes that kill you feet but look good so girls wear them.

Did you see Ali's shoe?

Yeah, they were so tall she musta been commiting shoeicide.

Girls will do anything for their shoes...

shoeicide by That-teenage-girl-next-door June 2, 2011

Shoeicide 

The vain act of wearing shoes that kill your feet for the self satisfaction of looking "cute".

Even though Amy was committing shoeicide, she did not care b/ she felt she looked fine in her new Prada boots.

Shoeicide by amisstree December 2, 2010

shoeicide 

The situation when you wear super painful very high heels and its killing your feet!

These 6inch heals are shoeicide!

Shes commiting shoeicide wearing those heels, beauty is pain!

shoeicide by monty241 March 2, 2011

Shoeicide 

Going into a situation where you know you are going to totally trash your shoes.

I ain't walking through that mud that is shoeicide.

Shoeicide by Das Miz February 23, 2018

shoeicide 

Wearing a perfect outfit, only to be undone by the perfectly wrong shoes.

"Did you see her today? I know, she looked fantastic................but those SHOES!!! Yeah, you don't need a bathtub and razors to commit shoeicide"

shoeicide by alyoshakaramazov January 6, 2023

shoeicide bomber 

A terrorist who plants explosives in a shoe, e.g., Richard Reid, who packed his Nikes with TNT in an attempt to blow up a British passenger jet shortly after 9/11.

Heathrow Airport authorities easily detected the shoeicide bomber, who was wearing flip-flops.

shoeicide bomber by Nguyen van Fock September 14, 2008

shoeicide bomber 

A terrorist who plants explosives in a shoe, e.g., Richard Reid, who packed his Nikes with TNT in an attempt to blow up a British passenger jet shortly after 9/11.

Heathrow Airport authorities noted that the shoeicide bomber was easily detected in his flip-flops.

shoeicide bomber by Nguyen van Fock September 14, 2008