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bald blogger. has a huge following of assclowns.

"did you read shoemoney's latest post? I want five minutes of my life back"

shoemoney by pantsoffdanceoff October 20, 2008

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Tennis Shoe Money

Somewhere between dirt poor and F*#% You Money. It's the initial indicator of modern financial freedom, allowing a person who has Tennis Shoe Money to wear trendy athletic shoes while conducting business activities that would otherwise demand a different class of foot wear. Generally centered around tech start ups, Tennis Shoe Money has spread to other business sectors.

What's up with the silver sneakers at the office?

He's got Tennis Shoe Money.

Tennis Shoe Money by Izri Simms March 1, 2011

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shoemoney • Shomoney • Tennis Shoe Money • she money • shmoney • shitmoney • shmoneyda • shmoney dance • shahmoney • Shamoney

shmoney

The name used for money that is acquired illegally, or through under the table offers. Hence the "Shhh" sound emphasizing the fact one must being quiet about how they recieve the money; when acquired, calls for a dance, usually the Shmoney Dance

Yo man, I wuz hustlin' and gettin' dat shmoney boi!!!

shmoney by José Mandarez November 25, 2014

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Shmoney

It's a gangsta way to say "money". Used more commonly by Bobby Shmurda and Cardi B.

Real niggaz got shmoney!

Shmoney by Lifs December 9, 2021

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shmoney dance

A popular dance that derived from the rap song "Hot N****" by Bobby Shmurda. Is the next Nae Nae.

Earl: Yo, have you heard about the new Shmoney Dance?
Jeb: No.
Earl: Fuck you Jeb.

shmoney dance by straightcheesin August 20, 2014

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Shmoney

Money earned on the hush hush.

Hence "Shhh...Money". Shmoney

"I've been selling crack since like the fifth grade. Gave a little bit of Shmoney to my mom"

Shmoney by otymartin October 4, 2016

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Shomoney

It's used as an adjective to describe something being awesome, legendary, or ridiculously awe-inspiring. It is usually preceded with an event that is unforgettable.

"Yo that movie 'Dark Knight' was ShoMoney!"

"Did you hear about that billionaire?! It must be shomoney to have that much money! "
"'How I met you mother' is soo shomoney."
"Man! you were so shomoney last night at that party!"

Shomoney by Shotime August 22, 2011

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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