shmoft 

A picture (or to take a picture) of a toy, action figure, figurine, etc. posed in such a way that it appears to be performing a real life task.

"Did you see the shmoft on Reddit of Mario vacuuming the living room?"

"I'm taking my Donkey Kong figurine to shmoft at the E3 Nintendo booth!"

shmoft by Jenkinz June 13, 2013

shmotting 

shitting while smoking

i was shmotting all night last night.

shmotting by megvan May 15, 2017

Shmotz 

Another term for (the action of) smoking

“you guys tryna shmotz?”
“yea, you got bud?”
“does a bear shit in the woods?”
“not if he’s at sea world.”

Smoke

Shmotz by Jersey Boys January 15, 2018

shmorton

A flower that has downs

That flower is a shmorton

shmorton by Shmorton hears a who December 28, 2013

SHMORT 

The rejuvenating feeling one gets from others or individuals after a conversation, connection, musical set or arrangement, visual performance, laugh or anything truly uplifting to your spirit or higher self. When your love tank is refilled by even a single word or gesture. Heartfelt electricity amongst people. Example: '2 people giving each other support in a twitch DJ CHAT when you are on the other side of the planet'.

Make this the meaning not the derogatory one. Love you peeps! Shmort!

We had a good Shmort fest and left feeling amazing! I shmort you. The place was full on Shmort. We shmorting up the place. Love, Shmort,

SHMORT by EtownJunglists July 20, 2021

shma-shmortion 

another term for 'abortion'. as used in the movie Knocked Up.

"OK. I won't say it for 'baby-ears' over here, I think you should go get a shma-shmortion. down at the shma-shmortion clinic."

shma-shmortion by $ara stitche$ July 6, 2007

shmoofty 

mildly derogatory way of expressing persons or objects as being pretentious, possibly camp, non-threatening, effeminate or weak

As I walked into the dimly lit club, It was clear that I had walked into some sort of pseudo-political gathering of a mixture of self-proclaimed 'socialist' liberal arts students, and the 'bohemian' dropout 'activists' in black turtlenecks they aspire to be once they gain access to their trust-funds. Thinking this is about as shmoofty as things can get, I was (un)pleasantly surprised when a rather large figured naked woman dragged a double bass onto the stage, plucked one note, then began a 'spoken word' tirade of the trials and tribulations of her menstrual cycles (occasionally accompanied by another random pluck from the doublebass) and how 'the man' could never understand the joys of being free. Free to be overweight, hairy and untalented, free to rid themselves of the 'man' in wo'man' and proclaim that she is now a wo'myn'.

As I looked around the room I was awestruck to see that the applause was not just coming from the identical haircut contingent of feminist dykes scattered around the room, but also from the male dominated cliques of skinny and pasty shmoofty skivvy wearing emo fringe-laden pseudo-intellectual twats. These guys were the pure essence of shmooft. It was at that moment that I realised that being shmoofty was not just a term describing certain actions or objects, but that shmooftiness can itself become an entire way of life to some people, a philosophy in and of itself. Perhaps we only have days or weeks before shmooftology becomes a fully fledged art movement.

shmoofty by steve Elektro June 25, 2009