clinic

A sports term usually used to describe a one sided beating in basketball in which one player gives another player such a thrashing on the court, that he or she looks like they are giving the losing opponent a "clinic" in how to play basketball.

Joe played Tom one on one and it wasnt pretty. Joe gave Tom such a clinic, he didnt hear the end of it for weeks afterward.

by Methodical October 4, 2004

clinic

To crush someone badly in a sport, mainly basketball.

" Dude, he's puttin on a clinic"

by Jpizz99 April 15, 2006

clinic

Weed clinic. The place you get your medi marijuana.

"I rolled by the clinic & came through w/ the dankest."

by PinkyxOmg February 19, 2010

clinic

Used by some teenagers as a term to describe ass-kicking (can be non-physical as in winning a contest, etc).

Man, I ran a clinic up in there!!

You shoulda seen me, I was runnin a clinic

by arancex June 17, 2005

clinic

a place everybody should go at least once a year (except for anne widecombe, the British M.P.).
also called a G.U. clinic, to see if you have any sexual diseases.

they stick this needle with a cotton swab down the tiny hole on your dick, it hurts like hell. then they do it again with a bigger swab. the nurses are sexy but remember they can check up on your history.

NEVER have a relationship with a girl you meet at a GU clinic. she definately a ho. or she in a relationship with a dog. either way, keep clear, and so will your genitals.

i went to the clinic, they said i had foot and mouth, cos that dirty ho been sucking my toes.

and they said i had crabs, must have been from fucking on the beach.

by el watusi March 7, 2007

clinic

1. Slang term for oral sex

I heard you don't even have to pay her-
She gives that FREE CLINIC!

by Light Skin Killah November 20, 2003

clinical

Performing with a high degree of precision, as in when one "runs a clinic."

Their game is getting clinical these days!

by CaptainMorganSFPL June 28, 2009