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shma-shmortion 

another term for 'abortion'. as used in the movie Knocked Up.
"OK. I won't say it for 'baby-ears' over here, I think you should go get a shma-shmortion. down at the shma-shmortion clinic."

Shmortuna 

Somebody who is being annoying, but you still out up with them nevertheless
"Hey dude, wanna play football?"
"Nah bro, you were being a real shmortuna yesterday"
"Oh, my bad bro"
Shmortuna by Shmortuna March 17, 2021
an insult that means a stupid moron
eric saindon is a shmoron
A word, resembling moron, used when you wanna act cool and use a russian/arabic accent. Usually refers to stupid morons.
Will Ker is the biggest shmoron on earth!!!
shmoron by POO man. January 13, 2005

shlortong 

medium sized penis between a shlort and a shlong
look aT THAT SHLORTONG
shlortong by ROBERT April 20, 2005

shmorgon 

slang for a vary dirty (STD) infested hooker
that thing on the corner over there half dead is a shmorgon
shmorgon by mrsmiklegooglehimer March 6, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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