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Like shifty bit worse...
*Shofty face* (Really shifty face)
Shofty by not mandy... December 13, 2009
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a really big nasty and sometimes hairy shit
Derrick:Dude i gotta go take a shofty be back in 20 minutes
Peter:aight have a good one,remember to use febreeze
shofty by fishsticks10101 January 14, 2009
Shofty, a word normally used to describe a person who is acting immature, but are actually somewhat mature.

but in reality, they are immature, the people around them think they're mature, and other people think they're immature.
failing collage student 1: Mr.Youknowwhat is so shofty
failing collage student 2: Mr.Youknowwhat is a bit shofty, hes been making me fail my tests recently....
*Mr.Youknowwhat barges through the door*
Mr.Youknowwhat: the f*ck say my name?

shooty arse 

A short sharp shooting pain you get up your anal passage.
Dave "arrgghhh"
John "What?"
Dave "I just had shooty arse".
shooty arse by bigsam7 November 4, 2013

What you banging shorty on BD 

This phrase is said when you meet a deaf man and/or woman and they decide to throw up gang signs.

old softy 

A person with a tough or stern exterior but a secret heart of gold, such as a lenient authority figure.
You're an old softy, letting those kids off the hook like that.
old softy by other findings include December 8, 2013
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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