shofty

A big nasty and smelly shit.

1. Dude i got go take a shofty be back in 20 minutes.

by D14P\P\/-/34 October 24, 2008

Shofty

Like shifty bit worse...

*Shofty face* (Really shifty face)

by not mandy... December 13, 2009

shofty

a really big nasty and sometimes hairy shit

Derrick:Dude i gotta go take a shofty be back in 20 minutes
Peter:aight have a good one,remember to use febreeze

by fishsticks10101 January 14, 2009

Shofty

Shofty, a word normally used to describe a person who is acting immature, but are actually somewhat mature.

but in reality, they are immature, the people around them think they're mature, and other people think they're immature.

failing collage student 1: Mr.Youknowwhat is so shofty
failing collage student 2: Mr.Youknowwhat is a bit shofty, hes been making me fail my tests recently....
*Mr.Youknowwhat barges through the door*
Mr.Youknowwhat: the f*ck say my name?

by lover of anime and Scurge May 13, 2019

shooty arse

A short sharp shooting pain you get up your anal passage.

Dave "arrgghhh"
John "What?"
Dave "I just had shooty arse".

by bigsam7 November 4, 2013

What you banging shorty on BD

This phrase is said when you meet a deaf man and/or woman and they decide to throw up gang signs.

Oh shit.. what you banging shorty on BD.

by tommy.#0010 April 12, 2021

old softy

A person with a tough or stern exterior but a secret heart of gold, such as a lenient authority figure.

You're an old softy, letting those kids off the hook like that.

by other findings include December 8, 2013