shofty 

A big nasty and smelly shit.

1. Dude i got go take a shofty be back in 20 minutes.

shofty by D14P\P\/-/34 October 24, 2008

Shofty 

Like shifty bit worse...

*Shofty face* (Really shifty face)

Shofty by not mandy... December 13, 2009

shofty 

a really big nasty and sometimes hairy shit

Derrick:Dude i gotta go take a shofty be back in 20 minutes
Peter:aight have a good one,remember to use febreeze

shofty by fishsticks10101 January 14, 2009

Shofty 

Shofty, a word normally used to describe a person who is acting immature, but are actually somewhat mature.

but in reality, they are immature, the people around them think they're mature, and other people think they're immature.

failing collage student 1: Mr.Youknowwhat is so shofty
failing collage student 2: Mr.Youknowwhat is a bit shofty, hes been making me fail my tests recently....
*Mr.Youknowwhat barges through the door*
Mr.Youknowwhat: the f*ck say my name?

Shofty by lover of anime and Scurge May 13, 2019

shooty arse 

A short sharp shooting pain you get up your anal passage.

Dave "arrgghhh"
John "What?"
Dave "I just had shooty arse".

shooty arse by bigsam7 November 4, 2013

What you banging shorty on BD 

This phrase is said when you meet a deaf man and/or woman and they decide to throw up gang signs.

Oh shit.. what you banging shorty on BD.

What you banging shorty on BD by tommy.#0010 April 12, 2021

old softy 

A person with a tough or stern exterior but a secret heart of gold, such as a lenient authority figure.

You're an old softy, letting those kids off the hook like that.

old softy by other findings include December 8, 2013