shmoot

The size of a micro-penis (between 1-7 cm's).

Olex man, your girl Stacey told me you have a shmoot and she couldn't even feel it.

by Xheus August 2, 2016

shmoot

To shit ones pants

Damn it, i just shmoot

by El_josho88 April 11, 2016

shmooted

to be beyond high,smacked or booted off of herb,piff, haze or kush

after smoking that blunt at smoke park i was while shmooted

by 3bc March 8, 2009

von shmoot

Used in the same vein as many other popular, yet freakishly anti-social, yet endearing sex-acts one performs on their signifigant other, (ie: Dirty Sanchez, Plumsucker, Abe Lincoln, et al,) The VON SCHMOOT is so increadibly atavistic and vile, that its meaning defies definition.
Instead, is is used as a catch-all phrase to describe the most perverted and rotten act that your girlfriend will permit you to perform on her (willing or otherwise),yet still make you breakfast the next morning.

That chick is so freaky, instead of the "rick james", I gave her a "von schmoot". Next time I'll invite her sister too, and give 'em both a double "von schmoot".

by Toast January 21, 2005

Shmoot

A person playing games on a toilet

Bob was being a shmoot playing games in his bathroom.

by Napkins_chair02 February 12, 2022