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A comical, non-vulgar synonym of "shit".
Ahhh, shmidt!

Piece of shmidt!
Shmidt by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006
Words you can keep

mike shmidt 

A true asshole. Even though he is one sexy man..
Look at Mike Shmidt! He can control the cameras!
mike shmidt by Mari!Bish February 1, 2015

dominic shmidt 

dominic shmidt by Dumbviper March 3, 2019

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF 

When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.
Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!

shmistletoe

A word used in the holiday season to describe a penis with mistletoe on it used to elicit a kiss
Dude Do you see that chick.
Friend Yeah bro.
Dude I'd let her stand under my shmistletoe
shmistletoe by IrishRocket December 4, 2016

Schmidt Special 

This term refers to when your feces enters into food (sometimes resembling nutella or chocolate).
Culinary Teacher: “Hey, how did you put so much nutella in your crepe? We ran out of nutella in last hours class.”

Student: “Ahh, dont worry. It’s just the Schmidt Special”
Schmidt Special by bus 48 god child October 29, 2019

kimmy schmidt

A friendly and social redhead that was trapped in a bunker by an evil, crazy reverend for 15 years with 3 other women.
"I was binge watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt last night, and I know it's a good show."
kimmy schmidt by CandyEater June 5, 2017
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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