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JLO

1. acronym for Jewish Liberation Organization, a militant group who's sole purpose is avenging and protecting the Jewish people.
2. An airsoft group.
Man, JLO just pwned those terrorists!
by Dragonbreathp9d August 16, 2006
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drop a duece

1: The act of taking a shit, literrally, a number 2.

2: The act of taking a shit so large, two flushes were needed.
Man, my bathroom always smells after you drop a duece!

"Toilet almost got clogged..."
"You drop a duece?"
"Yah, I shoulda flushed twice but I didnt."
by Dragonbreathp9d August 14, 2006
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House of Leaves

One of the creepiest and most involving reads you will have in your life, its a story about a House that is alive, not in the gay "Monster house" way, but doors and hallways that are pitch black constantly appear. Read it. Be sacred.
House of Leaves is one freaky ass book!
by Dragonbreathp9d August 10, 2006
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toast

Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.

----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
We used toast to sway the natives
by Dragonbreathp9d August 9, 2006
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pull a Jerrod

The act of masturbating to porn while at your friend's house.
Dude! If you're gonna pull a Jerrod at least shut the door!
by Dragonbreathp9d August 7, 2006
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cork-nut

"A complete douche bag who is also a dumbass. This word was invented by Jimmy, and became a fad at his school, although no one but him and Crake knew what it meant." thinks Snowman.

From the novel Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
Bush is a cork-nut.

"You need to watch your drivin' cork-nut!"
by Dragonbreathp9d August 4, 2006
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Shmidt

A comical, non-vulgar synonym of "shit".
Ahhh, shmidt!

Piece of shmidt!
by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006
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