A cross breed between a shark and a dolphin. They are bred for their magical powers, increased intelligence, and are at the top of the food chain. Their habitat is entirely off the coast of South Carolina. Not thought to be an aggressive species, they only attack if you go in the ocean.

Is that a shark in the water? No, worse, it's a sharphin.

Sharphin by Zahara September 14, 2006

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shmarple

When you get fucked in the butt and you yell shmraple

Ohhhhhh smarple that was good shmarple oh yeah

shmarple by Cooli dude April 21, 2018

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Sharphigh

When you get high off a sharpie, first asking yourself the question "How many sniffs does it take to get high off a sharpie?"

"How many sniffs does it take to get high off a sharpie?"

"1... 2... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"\
"wow, you're sharphigh!"

Sharphigh by dadmenow December 7, 2017

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shmerph

An expression describing distaste or exhaustion. A variation of 'merph.'

"Shmerph... this needs to be longer than one word"

shmerph by steaky July 6, 2008

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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