shmarph

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Replacement for "fuck" when referring to sex.

I shmarphed her up the ass last night.

shmarph by Dalekcraft314 December 18, 2017

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Shmaphobia

Fear of peeing while submerged in water.

Shmamimpia has a shmaphobia

Shmaphobia by Shmamimpia June 24, 2009

Related Words

shmarph • sharph • Sharphigh • Sharphin • Shmaphobia • Shmarper • shmarple • shmerph • Shmorph • smarphic

sharph

A state of inebriation in which a bowl movement occurs simultaneously while vomiting.

"dude, omg, he was so drunk, he sharphed all over the place"

sharph by rabbit03 August 2, 2009

Sharphin

A cross breed between a shark and a dolphin. They are bred for their magical powers, increased intelligence, and are at the top of the food chain. Their habitat is entirely off the coast of South Carolina. Not thought to be an aggressive species, they only attack if you go in the ocean.

Is that a shark in the water? No, worse, it's a sharphin.

Sharphin by Zahara September 14, 2006

shmarple

When you get fucked in the butt and you yell shmraple

Ohhhhhh smarple that was good shmarple oh yeah

shmarple by Cooli dude April 21, 2018

Sharphigh

When you get high off a sharpie, first asking yourself the question "How many sniffs does it take to get high off a sharpie?"

"How many sniffs does it take to get high off a sharpie?"

"1... 2... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"\
"wow, you're sharphigh!"

Sharphigh by dadmenow December 7, 2017

shmerph

An expression describing distaste or exhaustion. A variation of 'merph.'

"Shmerph... this needs to be longer than one word"

shmerph by steaky July 6, 2008

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026