shmarph

Replacement for "fuck" when referring to sex.

I shmarphed her up the ass last night.

by Dalekcraft314 December 18, 2017

Shmaphobia

Fear of peeing while submerged in water.

Shmamimpia has a shmaphobia

by Shmamimpia June 24, 2009

sharph

A state of inebriation in which a bowl movement occurs simultaneously while vomiting.

"dude, omg, he was so drunk, he sharphed all over the place"

by rabbit03 August 2, 2009

Sharphin

A cross breed between a shark and a dolphin. They are bred for their magical powers, increased intelligence, and are at the top of the food chain. Their habitat is entirely off the coast of South Carolina. Not thought to be an aggressive species, they only attack if you go in the ocean.

Is that a shark in the water? No, worse, it's a sharphin.

by Zahara September 14, 2006

shmarple

When you get fucked in the butt and you yell shmraple

Ohhhhhh smarple that was good shmarple oh yeah

by Cooli dude April 21, 2018

Sharphigh

When you get high off a sharpie, first asking yourself the question "How many sniffs does it take to get high off a sharpie?"

"How many sniffs does it take to get high off a sharpie?"

"1... 2... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"\
"wow, you're sharphigh!"

by dadmenow December 7, 2017

shmerph

An expression describing distaste or exhaustion. A variation of 'merph.'

"Shmerph... this needs to be longer than one word"

by steaky July 6, 2008