Shmarper

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One who wranglers sea creatures in the nude.

I am a shark shmarper by trade but sometimes I like to shmarp other animals too.

Shmarper by Terrrrrrrr July 29, 2019

Words you can keep

Darren Sharper

One of the most hardest hittin safeties in da leeeegue

Oh shit! DARREN SHARPER!

Darren Sharper by jccb48 November 2, 2010

Related Words

Shmarper • Sharpers • sharperest • sharperi • Sharper Image • sharper pencil • Sharperroo • sharper than a buck fifty • Shmarmer • Darren Sharper

Sharper Image

From the eponymous company line of products. Saying "Sharper Image" before an item automatically makes it high-end. Usually, it denotes a high-cost but low-value product that, while appeling to rich folk, those who think they're rich, or those who want to live the high-life, was nevertheless manufactured in China like every other product common people buy.

Since the company filed for bankruptcy, the Sharper Image brand has significantly lost appeal, and is now-a-days synonymous with wasting money on over-priced goods.

"I got these Trump Steaks off Sharper Image, they cost me $100 a pound so they must be delicious."
"Fully endorsed by Donald Trump.... Nice! We're gonna make a great impression at the Young Republicans meeting."

Sharper Image by AvianEddy June 2, 2009

Shmarmer

someone who is sneaky. a weasel.

"what a fucking shmarmer."

Shmarmer by The MF Kimzl February 5, 2010

Sharperroo

If you are familiar with the term "sharp", you are ready for "shaperroo"!

This goes beyond the conventional understanding of an item (body/object/statement) being of clutch standard, with a classic undertone of sarcasm. This would be "the socket" in phrases where "the plug" is be used.

Linda: Hey Sam, i believe i can fly
Sam: Hahaha Sam! Sharperroo!

Sharperroo by Don Papa D! January 22, 2019

Sharper

a person who is extremely smart even though they may not always show it.

a person possessing an extremely large penis, more in length than width but can very from person to person

Person # 1 - damn that was the biggest dick i've ever seen
Person # 2 - you must have been with a sharper
Person # 3 - how did you know?

Sharper by kaliffa1122 January 23, 2011

robbie sharpero

Nerd off victorious he has a best friend named Rex and is shipped with cat ( cat has a crush on him )

Robbie sharpero

robbie sharpero by A.Girl.O.T.I July 18, 2021

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026