dadmenow's definitions

Sharphigh

When you get high off a sharpie, first asking yourself the question "How many sniffs does it take to get high off a sharpie?"

"How many sniffs does it take to get high off a sharpie?"

"1... 2... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"\
"wow, you're sharphigh!"

by dadmenow December 7, 2017

swashbuckling thunder cunt

1.One of two cunts swordfighting, with thighs bigger than a house
2.The common name for a cat

"You are such a swashbuckling thunder cunt."

by dadmenow December 1, 2017

Nipplesniffer

One who sniffs nipples, a basic retard

Gerry is such a nipplesniffer

by dadmenow December 6, 2017

Cory

gay boi. soooooooooo gay

hes a cory

by dadmenow November 29, 2017

Hamnuts

Your asian friend who is pretty much american in all the ways he acts, yet still has an accent.

"Hey Hamnuts, what s up?"

by dadmenow December 8, 2017

Numnuts

1. A total idiot, with the mental capacity of a duck
2. Someone who got hit in the nuts so hard they lost all feeling in their nuts

"Shut up numnuts."

by dadmenow December 1, 2017